First world problem. Rest of the world is afraid that a tick bite will give them Lyme disease and the US is afraid it will make them allergic to burgers? And they expect everyone to feel bad for them?

Maybe a meat cessation drug can be derived from them. A meat Zyban.

before vegans get excited they can still generally eat chicken. for some reason they all want boneless chicken thighs (i work at a place that sells food). we can tell when it’s a “tick people” order

And so will be them!

Hell of a layup for some sort of presumably christian group to claim this is god sending a plague on account of the crimes we do to animals but i’m sure they’ll all just squander this

:mother-nature: I’m sorry but

the carnism will stop.

It isn’t an allergy to all meat though… the meat from primates are safe for people with Alpha-gal Syndrome. Time to invest in monkey farms.

oh darn what a shame

Meh more ticks here as well, the mosquitoes that transmit dengue fever are also here now. I love climate change 😀

So who is going to breed these and seed them on cattle ranches?

Is that so? 💅

Nature ummm… finds a way.