eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days agoMalaphorslemmy.caimagemessage-square155linkfedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down17file-text
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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·8 days agoKill two cats with one bag
Bob’s your oyster
Kill two cats with one bag
Bring out your dead!
But I feel fine… I wanna go for a walk.