The 12 months before July 2024 were more than 1.5 °C warmer than the pre-industrial baseline. Using climate models, the author shows that the first year that exceeds 1.5 °C of warming most probably also occurs within the first 20-year period with an average temperature that exceeds temperature targets.
I was gonna say it is different because you don’t have to blow any pipes up to get kids to behave, but then I realized that parents are constantly blowing up their pipes full blast to try to get kids to listen and behave.
Honestly, I think parents should blow more oil pipelines up instead of blowing up at their kids, their kids are sad, depressed and acting out because of the oil pipelines and all the awful consequences they entail in the first place anyways.
They say multitasking is essential as a parent, so whenever you get the chance to hit two birds with one stone (don’t hit your kids, this is a metaphor) it is usually a good idea to take advantage of it!
TL;DR Cut to the heart of the problem, sabotage oil companies, don’t yell at your kids.
Just to be clear, while I used a lot of metaphors here, I want to be in no way ambiguous about this, I am directly imploring us all to blow up some oil pipelines to defend the future of our kids whether that means literally jamming a stick in the apparatus of the fossil fuel machine or doing so indirectly, just whatever you do don’t hurt innocent people, that defeats the entire purpose of blowing up oil pipelines in the first place. Also don’t yell at your kids, it really doesn’t solve anything most of the time.
What should I do instead? Stop eating all animals products and act smug online? That doesn’t sound like a lot of fun. I wonder if there are vegan edibles, there has to be right? Surely there is a gelatin product that is vegan?
Now I’m wondering how delicious a nice fresh salad with Italian dressing would be on some edibles. Mmmm
I was gonna say it is different because you don’t have to blow any pipes up to get kids to behave, but then I realized that parents are constantly blowing up their pipes full blast to try to get kids to listen and behave.
Honestly, I think parents should blow more oil pipelines up instead of blowing up at their kids, their kids are sad, depressed and acting out because of the oil pipelines and all the awful consequences they entail in the first place anyways.
They say multitasking is essential as a parent, so whenever you get the chance to hit two birds with one stone (don’t hit your kids, this is a metaphor) it is usually a good idea to take advantage of it!
TL;DR Cut to the heart of the problem, sabotage oil companies, don’t yell at your kids.
Just to be clear, while I used a lot of metaphors here, I want to be in no way ambiguous about this, I am directly imploring us all to blow up some oil pipelines to defend the future of our kids whether that means literally jamming a stick in the apparatus of the fossil fuel machine or doing so indirectly, just whatever you do don’t hurt innocent people, that defeats the entire purpose of blowing up oil pipelines in the first place. Also don’t yell at your kids, it really doesn’t solve anything most of the time.
So eat lots of edibles and play lots of video games because nothing matters? Roger that.
Yes Commanduh, you are authorized to begin this mission
Loser confirmed
What should I do instead? Stop eating all animals products and act smug online? That doesn’t sound like a lot of fun. I wonder if there are vegan edibles, there has to be right? Surely there is a gelatin product that is vegan?
Now I’m wondering how delicious a nice fresh salad with Italian dressing would be on some edibles. Mmmm
There are vegan gummies my friend
I knew the technology existed!
Yes it’s decades old too
So you could say I’ve been right for decades
At least
The only loser when it comes to climate change is literally everyone.