I don’t know what to do with this information
Is anyone else completely not surprised by DC’s being “sub”?
Alaska xD…
Jesus fucking christ Alaska, get your shit together
That’s just because of Jeff. He watches too much porn.
They’re getting it out, that’s for sure
For shit sure, even.
That all really tracks, especially Rhode Island
MA so wholesome
Add Minnesota, Wyoming, New York, and, what the heck, you get in there too Michigan … You old gooner.
Michigan gets cold, it’s survival instincts kicking in.
Checking in from Alaska. Uhh yeah, no one is into … enema porn here. WTF
Do you just go around asking your neighbors and co-workers about their porn habits?
This is a great idea. I will develop a survey to see if the people in my life and community are into scat porn.
Or maybe I will just say bullshit and be done with it. Confirmation bias is a bitch I guess.
Found the guy into enema porn!
/s
Without the /s I would have definitely given you an upvote because it would have been hilarious.
I really like self deprivation humor. I guess I should just embrace my State’s love of enema porn.
Will you go look up enema porn for me. For science of course.
At least some people still think about their lonely grandmas.
I was like “wow no incest shit!”, but then I realized most of the southern states are blocked now.
It’s only because it’s the relative top searches.
The whole country is after their step sis.
Wonder how this map would look globally.
Hell yeah I actually did fap to my states porn last night
U from colorado?
Nope!
Please don’t say Alaska.
Nope!
Oh no, we have a double-negative situation here.
when compared to others
Man, the number of places pornhub has pulled out of (hehehe) is nuts. Georgia is the only surprise on here, since Louisiana has some government program there using to stay live.
They’re like the Luxottica of porn, hundreds of brands all owned by one place. Even if pornhub left, the vast majority of all their other sites are still available in any given state.
is nuts
🤭
Alaska? What’s occurring?
The contrast between Wyoming and Colorado made me burst out laughing:
This map is useless without a p value. This could all be random noise.
We also need pp, v, b and a values.
Yeah. IDK what is meant by a P value but I agree that I suspect the methodology used to create this is designed to make the data more interesting than it really is.
As in, how much more frequently is “enema” searched for in Alaska than elsewhere, and are there more vanilla terms like “college” which occur more frequently in Alaska than elsewhere.
I just think that it’s both sweet, and a little sad, that there are searches for “hugging”, “intimate”, and “cuddling”.
Has someone checked in on Wyoming, North Dakota, and Ohio? They seem like they might be lonely.
It’s probably no accident that those and the other two with “wedding” and “husband” are all northern states. It’s still winter right now, which means that they’re still getting really short days, which makes people feel sad.
It’s not just the short days. It is currently 2°F outside and on Monday the forecasted high temperature will be -9°F. People are cold and lonely.
