You know these Marks and Vladimore Lennon talking about “dialectics”? It’s a silly idea that you must not look at things in isolation. Today I learned you must look at everything ONLY in ISOLATION!

I proclaim myself a Marxist-Leninist-Trumpist, Warren Buffet Thought (WBT) and Elon Musk Theory supporter. “Why?” Because someone told me Marxism isn’t “moralist” and so called “Vegans” with their animal “rights” aren’t related to Marxism! Sure, you can be both but Marxism is only about classes, not some objectified groups. I read all classic Marxist works, learned dialectical materialism and now I side with the BOURGEOISIE. Now who can say I’m wrong? Marxism is not moralism ykr? I’m also petit bourgeois so I’m materially interested to side with the exploiting class and no morality can stop me. Paste evil laughter here (hahahahahahaha!)

Look at comrades Che Guevara, Mao and Engels. They all grew up as rich kids. Yet still they decided to side with the exploited voluntarily. What could drive well off heirs to go communist if not morality? The answer is obvious to any Marxist, they just incorrectly calculated their material interests and ended up being the most influential revolutionaries by accident. They made a mistake in cold utilitarian calculations of bourgeois profit and gave birth to hundreds of socialist revolutions. Nothing related to morality, just a pure accident

I present you my new theory of Warren Buffet Thought and Elon Musk Theory to fix all previous mistakes in Marxism!

Elon Musk Theory 伊隆马斯克理论:

  • Stop this “dialectics” nonsense, everything in the world doesn’t interact with each other
  • After hearing this, STOP dragging all atoms inside you together, let our metaphysical reality in!
  • Morality is completely unrelated to Marxism
  • Choose your side purely based on class interest
  • Engels didn’t literally use his bourgeois money to finance Marx. It didn’t happen, this is dialectical propaganda
  • Mao was a son of a feudal lord, so he was interested in preserving feudalism. What are you saying? He founded the largest socialist state in the world? “Hah, what nonsense, this can’t happen”, said someone when Mao was young
  • Don’t care about these dumb animals who can’t protect themselves
  • Being defenseless means it’s ok to exploit you!
  • Marxists are NOT driven by morality
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  • davel@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
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    4 days ago

    The community can tell me if I’m just being a Debbie Downer, but… I think this comm is for discussing actually-existing leftist tendencies rather than irony-poisoned fanfiction. Dirtbag left bits don’t get a lot of traction here.