Mostly, the part where Microsoft said children should not learn the ways of the old gods should be disregarded.

Every child of the computer should endeavour to learn the old magicks to an extent, many abstractions lay between us and it now but the further one progresses in their studies, the more they will find the old to be a beacon and anchor guiding to them to the rightful truth they require.

The exploitable code has been in the kernel since 4.4…

Fuck LLMs and the horse they rode in on but I have to admit the vulns and decompiling capability of them is pretty impressive.

You might have some luck reseating the ram after cleaning the contacts with isopropyl for single bit errors

If the errors are in the same address range everytime you can definitely reserve that address range in kernel parameters and nothing will be assigned there, you just lose a small amount of memory (Windows can do this too but I can’t remember the process)

Last ditch effort is to manually adjust your ram timings, take note of what tests your ram fails on because there will be a corresponding setting for certain issues, this is very time intensive though and requires days of memtesting

You disgust me.

Bouillon paste is a good way of putting it, I add Vegemite to a lot of my stocks and soups.