I got around vacuuming by getting a robot to do it for me. The Chinese may now see my dick, but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make.

Well, time to switch to BSD /s

I want those brain cells back

I prefer the term “long term job security”

I did have two women make an attempt. But my autistic ass was too oblivious to understand until someone explained it to me later on. One of them even undressed down to her underwear in front of me, despite me only knowing her for like 2 days. Apparently that could be a sign, together with the fact that she was weirdly obsessed with me. Unfortunately my cousin got incredibly jealous of her, so she ended the friendship with her. Never met her again after that (we live 200 km apart and didn’t have each other’s number).

I will only agree if you give Lower Bavaria to the Russians. But not before i could move away from there.

Well, he didn’t specify what part of him was tougher on Russia. Some lube was required.

And it’ll probably feel 150% faster compared to Windows. Just like Edge. lol

Manchmal glaube ich die Römer hatten sich mit dem Colosseum schon was gedacht…

That’s fine, it’s the most important one anyway.

Signed, a totally not biased Bavarian

Yandex also offers Cloud Services. Just saying…