How about a programm which screams “aaaaaaa” after you unlock your screen. Barely hearable at first and it gets louder with every minute. People who don’t know how to remove it would have to lock and unlock their screens every 5 minutes or so.

I’m feeling fancy, so Brass.

DEUTSCH

Relevant XKCD

Closest was @echo_pbreyer@digitalcourage.social when he fought (and still ist) against Chatcontrol.

Or have variables inside a loop hoisted up in the function. Fun when you capture them with lambdas.

Python should be one of the chaotics.
You can even dynamically create global variables in there.

Which brings me to boil is that they use ‘pardner’.
I’m not your pardner in any way. I just wanted to read an aswer in my search results for a quite specific question.

Every time I read this ‘whoa there, pardner’ I want to scream at my screen that they should shut the fuck up.