If she doesn’t want it on her it’s going on the floor. I’m not about to risk a child because “it feels better.”

I used to date a girl who took birth control and preferred I just do it inside. But I also know a couple who got pregnant while using birth control.

That relationship didn’t last long.

It’s Batananaluski! It ain’t that hard!

Every time I hear “Urgent” I think a’ dat chick’s boobs… Covered in vomit…

Hell yeah I like that belt! Is that from the '83 tour?