But, didn’t you read? The officers said that the car may have went in their general direction.

Stolen diapers for the one year old that the police slaughtered is justified to kill a black person.

God I fucking hate this world.

FFVII Revelation is coming. I’m stealing the black fucking materia and calling meteor myself

Officer: don’t need any diapers now, do you? Now go return them before I charge you for child neglect for making me shoot him.

10 minutes later and here she is!

Jesus. Look through my post history and it will all make sense.

I gotta stop posting here first thing in the morning -_-

I said in one of my posts something like “this is house my cat sits”

How. The word was how. I said house. I made her a house sitting. And now my eye is a reader.

This picture was just a few minutes before.

Oh shit. Is that why my eye is read?

My aunt and uncle are even better.

He is 6 foot 3 inches

She is 4 for 11 inchew

Me? None. I’m 5’8".

But my wife is 5’. She specifically requested this one (idk why I just said yes dear) and idk how she gets in there, but she does.

Do I let them? No. They just do it 😁 they are in this house more often than I am

She appreciates the compliment

I’m bipolar, and almost altf4’d myself before, I sold my pistol. So I refuse to own another firearm for my own safety hehe.