Isn’t the demicolon just where the g spot is for those creatures from Stranger Things?

That’s why I work really hard on keeping an impeccable image of degeneracy.

Looking at what I post? That’s a you problem now

I’ve only started my journey, but I’m proud to say I was recently promoted to ass apprentice.

Burnt to a crisp in a pink gelatinous cube

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It’s a boojob!

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My hand was in my pocket, so while you can’t take that, I can offer a few head scratches

Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out

That’s what concealed carry dildo is for.

I can’t believe I’m only being charged one upvote for an EP

As a borderline arachnophobe, I’ve had the privilege of hosting a gorgeous orb weaver in a really awesome spot for this season. She’s got a massive space, where lots of flies come, and it’s in a social area outdoors, but the location is perfectly situated for viewing from a distance so it doesn’t trigger anything for me.

She has her mate, she’s healthy as hell, and I’m actually dreading the day she passes because it’s become a bit of a ritual daily interaction with her.

These feels aren’t very shitpost of you

Where are you from?

I’m from Orefornia

Do not the cat

Milk makes big bones

I can hear it

“I can do anything” DIYers be like