I’m a waiter, that one Saturday could be 25% of my monthly income. It should be a national holiday

This was my exact first thought

As an american, please don’t enable our crazy fascist cucks by electing your own. You guys deserve better.

MMW Next Monday “Anyone at pentagon still talking about signalgate unceremoniously relieved of duty” or something to that effect

Nice try, ICE

Its heartbreaking that despite our capacity for higher reasoning, humans so often choose to be gigantic turd sandwiches