If Distractible has taught me one thing, it’s that chainsaws belong in crotches apparently
Denvil
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“My name is Robert”
“…Dick”
“…”
We got everything you could ever want; Old oak cocktails; Coniferous; Leaves; And my special syrup mmm yes!
Exclaation marks are clearly too agressive, going to need you to cen*or that
Edit: Ah fu*k it’s just italicizing… uh…
The book Hatchet opened my eyes to this. One of the really early scenes in the book is the main character getting absolutely eaten alive by mosquitoes at dusk. That scene scares me…
mumble mumble mumble … BWA BWAH BOOM KABLOOEY… mumble mumble mumble
Denvil@lemmy.oneto Funny@sh.itjust.works•Life after 30 is like playing an MMO after 1000 hours0·2 months agoThe graphics are overrated, there’s no artistic flair whatsoever. I mean can you tell me who the lead for that was? Cause everybody and their mother has a different answer. It’s so unrecognizable and generic that people misattribute the credit all the time.
100% done this before. Took a nap, woke up a few hours later and thought I was way late for work the next morning. I panicked to get ready, then woke up a bit more and realized it was still the same day…
Denvil@lemmy.oneto [Migrated, see pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemm.ee•How much energy do you have day to day?English0·2 months agoCurrently replying from bed because I don’t have the energy to make myself get up
Denvil@lemmy.oneto Vegan@slrpnk.net•Swiss Supreme Court Bans Animal-Specific Terms on Vegan Product Labels0·2 months agoI had vegan bacon at one point, and it was NOT bacon, not even close. But it WAS good, it just needs an entirely different name.
The meme is that he’s a fucking asshole
I use pirate sites over Crunchyroll not because I don’t want to watch ads/pay, but mostly because I like the pirate sites better. I just don’t really like Crunchyroll’s website. Aniwave. to was the greatest imo until it got shut down :(
And of course the pirate sites have much more variety, Crunchyroll doesn’t have everything, but you can bet money that pirate sites will have all 4 seasons of show X, plus the summary season where they recap, plus the chibi side show, plus the 2 anime movies.
Denvil@lemmy.oneto Canada@lemmy.ca•Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province0·3 months agoWell not really. It is kind of ground beef soup, with a lot of spices added to give it it’s signature flavor. This chili, spaghetti, and cheese is a three-way. If you add beans in the chili (or onion), then it becomes a four-way (or I guess just… chili with beans in it if you put it on anything else?). If you put BOTH beans and onions in it, then it’s a five-way.
Denvil@lemmy.oneto Canada@lemmy.ca•Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province0·3 months agoPositive things I’m sure. If you don’t enjoy Cincinnati chili, are you even living??
Right guys? Right??
(We also enjoy regular chili, my company has an annual chili cookoff. Not Cincinnati chili, just regular chili)
Denvil@lemmy.oneto Canada@lemmy.ca•Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province0·3 months agoHey now, Cincinnati is great. We got chili, we got King’s Island, we got a museum with dinosaurs and a lot of historical stuff too, we got Graeter’s Ice Cream, not exactly unique to Cincinnati but we have a baseball and football team that we feel very strongly about even if they don’t always meet our expectations, we got one of the best zoos and botanical gardens in the United States, while it’s not technically Ohio, we have the Newport Aquarium right across the river, we got all kinds of stuff!
Including corn. God we love corn.
Denvil@lemmy.oneto Canada@lemmy.ca•Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province0·3 months agoHey I’m from Ohio D:
I think it is a good learning tool if you use it as such. I use it for help with google sheets functions (not my job or anything important, just something I’m doing), and while it rarely gets a working function out, it can set me on the right track with functions I didn’t even know existed.
It was a meme that originated from this copypasta, although it’s apparently unclear where it came from:
“I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.”
This could be interpreted as belittling the efforts and courage of those who do acknowledge themselves, like “oh if you’re a woman then I’m a fucking attack helicopter” or something like that. I’ve never seen it as anything but a meme.