Radioactive Butthole

What else am I going to do with all these fingers?

“I still believe that, five years from now, civilisation will be structured entirely around OpenBean beans,” said bean industry titan Sam Altbean. “I can’t offer any supporting evidence for that, but I do believe it.”

She’s very popular and I would imagine gets lots of messages. I’m not sure if she would prefer to have you message her directly or post on the subreddit. Either way, Andromeda321 is the real deal. Good luck! Be sure to post your pics here, I bet they’ll be real cool!

This redditor is both a ham radio operator, and an actual radio astronomer! Might be willing to answer some of your questions, maybe.

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, now.

Kumquat?

I’m still rocking an RX480 haha

Win or lose, taking the bet at all is a sin, and Johnny aknowleges this in the song. Plenty of protestants (the target audience) see this as reason enough to go to hell.

Now you could argue about forgiveness or confession or whatever the fuck but the stage has been set for Johnny to go to hell even though he won.

“Here’s your fiddle. See you in 80 years”.

I think its a cautionary tale about using evil even when you think you’re good and right. The devil doesnt play fair, and always wins.

Johnny admits to knowing that taking the bet was a sin and commits it anyway. Johnny gets the golden fiddle, but the devil gets his soul in the end anyway. What’s 60 more years to an eternal being? The song can still be a cautionary tale you just need to finish it.