Yeah the chastity kink should have been an obvious sign years before my egg cracked

“These wide hips make sure there’s enough room for my massive, manly hog to swing around.”

That’s disgusting! Where?! Where are they selling these cum cans?!

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I’m sorry you’re feeling this way, Miisha. Please know that you bring a lot of people joy, myself included. You are being unfairly harsh on yourself. You wouldn’t say those things about another person, so please try to give yourself the same grace and compassion.

We love you and I hope you know you have support from people here if you need it.

I never understood the whole “when you’re dead people will be able to tell from your skeleton” thing. Like, I’d be dead already. I wouldn’t be physically capable of giving a shit. I really can’t be bothered to worry about what hypothetical future people think about my corpse.

The half-life community went through a brief period of mass psychosis earlier this year if I recall correctly.

Also using a scanner would be preferable to a camera to get as many details as clearly as possible. A local library probably has some that could be used, plus that’s a free excuse to go to the library (which is just an awesome place in general).

Me after ordering pizza delivery: look at this pizza I just made!

Except for Babe from Babe: Pig in the City (1998)

“Are there any questions?”

🖐️ “Yeah hi. I was just hoping you could tell us the nhentai numbers for your wallpaper.”