Can’t ban morons, needed to ban popcorn instead.

“I’d do anything to become the best musician in the kingdom!” “Would you become a centaur but your ass is another face?” “What the fuck? No!” “You said anything; your wish is granted!”

Having a dog helps too as you have a plausible excuse to leave and a conversation topic.

Jazzy Chemistry sounds like the title of a textbook that is attempting to be more attractive to students.