When in doubt on this multiple choice test, always choose A.

Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

This time there’ll be no doubt. trump in his snazzy (size xxxxl) black leather trench coat scrreaming orders to storm the Capital building. His Brown Shirts and Storm Troopers in official uniform and black knee boots, goose stepping in formation down the street, flying the flag of a face print in orange and splatter of Weder Tomatkatchup on a wall. They salute with right arms raised in unison and a heartily screamed All Hale the Bigly Yuge Stable Genius as they pass him.

A case of what brand of EOH should we send him to drown his tears?

Humans have created the need for “culling to preserve healthy species”. Do they shoot the unhealthy for food? If humans caused the problems in wild species, does “culling the species” really remove the ones causing the problem? Just sayin’.

Johnson runs. trump endeavors even more strenuously to avoid paying the piper. What a gang of Recreants, Reprobants and Deviants. They should change the color to represent their party from red to yellow.

Oh, please. Not all men are club-carrying priapic Neanderthals oozing testosterone with 5000 lumen 100W lit codpiece bait intended to lure every female within eyesight for a quick fuck. Women most certainly can sexually harass men.

Those have the equivalent. That can be removed with a little digging.

They’re eating their young. I’m sending (yet another) e-mail to our RethugliKKKan Senator, asking if she regrets not removing it from office as I demanded so many times in the past. Her reply will be priceless.

Poooor folk? Havin’ a say in what goes on in this gah-rate country??? Heavens to BETSY!!! (Let’s hope that Civil War, boundary line shiftin’, relic goes the way of button hooks.)

I have omnivore dentition. To take advantage of it I consume seitan through raw spinach through rare prime rib. The rest of you are welcome to dine on whatever.

Guinea hens lay 30 - 180 depending on climate, food availability and predation in the wild. Domestic hens are not “bred” into daily laying, their instinctive nature to fill the nest drives them. Appropriate feed, housing and hydration allows that. That, in no way, excuses industrial egg production. However, small numbers raised as pets for egg production are treated very well and mourned at their passing. Is that acceptable?

Your mouth to some supreme being’s ear.

Jeez-uzz. Majick wands are in short supply. What do you expect? This shitshow has been running for several seasons. Subterfuge, chicanery and (most of all) politics have been involved in politics from day one. Life has evolved to be increasingly more dog-eat-dog in all aspects. Perhaps we can hope we’re at the peak of a cycle?

…and WHERE in there am “I”?

Wetware = brain. Brain is wet. Software is stuff that runs stuff - mind/self? Where is that , exactly? In neurodivergent or mentally ill which does not run as it “should”, where is the glitch? So many medications are “exact action not known”. Kinda like kicking an old tube TV and it worked. Pregabalin’s action is prior to Gabapentin. That is certain.

Mine acted upon that early on. He never got a “World’s Best Dad” coffee mug from me.

Nah.

Ja. Ja. Ja.

Apoplectic fit? Fatal blow-out of the kankles? Dehydrative diarrhea and resultant total organ failure?