Well, I’m certainly inspired to give it a crack now!

You can’t park there mate!

Cool, I like ‘origin stories’ for recipes. Have you tried it, OP?

Hmm. I was present when a friend discovered he had epilepsy when he had his first seizure. It was life-changingly awful for him. He had to give up his university course (chemical engineering IIRC), his planned vocation, and - amongst other things - his driving license.

If this is a genuine case then I really feel for Claire Freemantle, 48. She’s discovered she’s epileptic, has accidentally killed two children, and now it is being implied she did it on purpose.

Splitters!

Bit rude.

I could lose a couple of pounds, sure, but first Greenpeace tried to ‘rescue’ me and now this when I was having a swim!

Ooh, hold on to your trampolines, I’ve got another one brewing!

This is the kind of content I pay my license fee for.

Good. Almost all ‘disrupters’ are basically about sidestepping regulations which is what allows them to undercut legitimate companies which are compliant.

I remember my dad would answer the phone with “Feffertown 5841, Augustus Hossenfeffer speaking.”

Now I answer the phone with a sullen and suspicious “Hello?”

I took a photo up mine to post here but somehow it buggered up the camera on my phone.

We are Scots, not Scotts, regardless of who makes the porridge.

The ‘golden needle’ penetrated the veil of my mind. This is a term for a brief moment of enlightenment.

I once solved a Zen koan and experienced just such a moment. It was a spiritual, emotional, and physiological experience.

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A koan is a zen riddle which can’t be solved by logic. Probably the most famous example is ‘what is the sound of one hand clapping’.

That must have been a heart stopping moment!

Ordi needs to fucking grow the fuck up.

Welcome!

Did you bank the coals? I’ve found that to be generally essential to good rotisserie results to avoid over cooking the outside.

Thanks! We need all the posters we can get!

And the name of that Albert Einstein…?

Truly the end times.

Won’t someone think of the poor tramampolines?

I choose the skill of being able to open any food packaging (bacon, I’m specifically looking at you, here) quickly and easily without tools, weapons, or heavy machinery.