Counterpoint: He’s a Nazi, and therefore deserves to die. Or, at the very least, I won’t shed a tear if he does.

Who cares? He’s a Nazi.

I can’t think of a single situation that would call for such a thing.

Trying to change the status quo

Super villains are usually trying to take over the world or rob banks and shit. That’s like saying Jeffery Dahmer was just trying to have a snack.

Communism is when no golf.

Socialism is when mini golf.