In a timeline where the US war machine, among others, continues to function exactly like an infinite money glitch; we get to experience the privilege of watching an ever accelerating boom of brilliant innovations, all with the shared purpose of continuing to drive humanity backwards.

What a fucking egomaniac toddler. If he survives long enough to complete his term so he can finally be arrested; I hope the only form of entertainment he’s allowed in the dementia wing of his prison is one single crayon and a book. He can spend all day crossing out words on a page and renaming them to dumbass shit. His “skill” at creating 5 IQ distractions truly have become notably worse in his second term, and I think I know part of the reason why. Time waits for no man you orange diaper wearing fuck. Even if the law is dead set on exempting the billionaire class from all accountability; your symptoms WILL get worse.

Waaah, voters realized that the orange ring around her mouth wasn’t fucking cheeto dust. Sink the ship; drown the rats.

Took one glance at this TFDR word blob and thought “There’s no way this geriatric wrote all of that himself”. Clicked on the image and, what do you know, there’s an em-dash in the second, rambling, sentence. Cool. I think I hate mecha-Hitler’s dementia vomit as much as the original’s.