Do is he a piece of shit who lied to get into office or did he lose his mind after having a stroke?

Side note: continuing to run for Senate after having a stroke isn’t bravery, it’s insane.

It’s a well known fact that Republicans like killing animals. Just ask Kristi Noem

The mothers are told if the message included a dick pic but they are not allowed to see it.

Having the onion in my feed has really got me checking to make sure this these aren’t actual news stories.

Why are people so passionately hateful of the “Nobody” at the top?

Like yeah it’s unnecessary, but that’s kinda part of the joke.

I read that with a heavy Irish accent

TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS

Same bro

Can she knit me some pseudoephedrine and methylamine?

TikTok wasn’t ever actually banned.

A ban was signed into law. It had bipartisan support, though that may have been because it was tied in with aid for Ukraine. Biden appeared to have supported it initially but either after public backlash or them actually realizing what a massive fumble it was, Biden’s administration said they would not enforce the ban and leave it to the Trump admins.

TikTok voluntarily shut down their servers, and gave users a super dickridey message about how Trump was going to save the platform. Less than 24 hours later, severs came back up with another dickridey message about how Trump promised to save their platform.

All of this happened before the inauguration.

Edit: im trying my best to make this as accurate as possible pls let me know if I fucked up.

That’s what I’m saying, it takes literally four seconds to look up where the “Roman” salute came from.

But these kids aren’t big on the whole “reading” thing.

Unfortunately, evidence isn’t something these folks are worried about.

I love how certain media call it a Roman Salute in an attempt to defend him.

Like, do they think Hitler just made it up himself?

Paying people to vote for him isn’t a skill with voting machines, but he’s close.

With all this climate change and nothing being done about it + with the next four years being what they are I just might start.