Babies in protective escape pods, like a bunch of little Kal-Els.

Screws are better for removal/replacement than nails, unless they’re stripped. And she’s gonna be doing it in the apartment where she can see what she’s doing. She should thank you

If you’re not going to take the counter offer, why even bring it up? I suppose it would be a message to your old boss that they ought to offer more when seeking your replacement, but they won’t. Maybe you could share the information with the person most likely to be forced into doing all your work under their old title and at their old wage.

They’re upset that they’re being hamstrung by profitseeking algorithms and wage-slaves.

If Mom had been home, she’d have told you both to put the butter in a clean plastic bag first, unsealed so it won’t pop. That way it could have been salvageable, and your tire wouldn’t be greasy.

Great but who will star?

I know better than to tell any kind of cat what to do.

They know, they just don’t want other companies to know. They might steal the cat girls

Absolutely. Use my old white lady privilege as a bludgeon. Come to think, I need a bigger heavier purse in case an actual bludgeon is required.

“We insist by law that she use the Ladies’ Room.”

As a cis woman who’s straight but not narrow I’d feel totally safe with him in there and realize it wasn’t by choice. But I’m pretty sure the MAGA women aren’t going to be too happy.

And of course it provides the perfect cover for straight men to sneak in, which was probably part of the plan.

Meanwhile the transwomen are in danger of assault if they use the Men’s Room as legally mandated.

And of course we’re all female now…

Thanks a lot, Queen Donald.

Oof. Reap rest…

You have my sincere groan.

Clearly small children are better artists than you think.

Edit: See also: “primitive, symbolic” cave paintings that turned out to be accurate renditions of Przewalski’s horses.

Even Jon Stewart stopped short of actually saying “Nazi salute.” I was yelling at the screen “it was a fucking Nazi salute, SAY IT!”

Probably because when you were a baby you put everything in your mouth, so the data bank is large

But wouldn’t the common restaurant lingo be “86 THE cherries?”

86 is a verb. To 86 something is to exclude it. But 86 alone is a number like any other. Just as 50 alone isn’t pronounced “five-oh” and doesn’t mean the Hawaii State Police. If I said “I’m 50,” you’d assume it’s my age, not my profession.

If I said, “That’s the shit!” I’d mean the opposite of “That’s shit!”