The information is the same… I imagine the same image in my head in an audio book as I do in the real book. Your comparison is trash. But on the bathroom note I guess, a book is like toilet paper, takes time have to double check each wipe, fold it over. It gets done eventually. An audio book is like a bidet. Fast, clean, effective. Both get your ass clean.

Easy. A firm plastic bristles brush upholstery cleaner or just some tide and water oxy clean type works best. Spray spot let soak. Scrub the spot. Use vacuum to suck up the liquid. Repeat a couple of times until stain is gone.

Volcanic ash and beet juice. It’s such common sense that regular salt is fucking everything up. You telling me that you gona blast salt on a 6 lane highway for 300 km and expect it not fuck up the local water way from the drain run off?