I recall this guy being on Drake’s dick hard back in the day so this makes a lot of sense

Just like Kronstadt, fitting.

LOL

I will be interested to see what comes out of this, despite this being another distraction from actual governance, imo.

Funny, all their stuff is still free.99 on 1337x

Even worst

innocents people

If you’re going to wish death on me at least fix your fucking grammar first

Lack of quality food

Heartening to see. I hope he fucks off sooner rather than later

The late pop star’s estate overlooked a key contract with a child accuser that has now rendered the already shot third act of the film unusable. With the clock ticking on a delayed October release date, producers are scrambling to rewrite, reshoot, and somehow salvage MJ’s big-budget musical biopic.

TLDR; MJ’s estate agreed to never depict the family of one of his accusers in a legal settlement. The movie was going to depict them as money grubbing. Womp womp.

Sure, but it also proves the comic above is a possibility.

Sometimes even the leopards get their faces eaten

The Elon dickrider has arrived

It hurt itself in its confusion

You can Google my Bing anytime you’d like

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Some people just use onion now as shorthand for satire, especially since people have taken to using the phrase “I ate the onion”.

Fighting fire in that cold looks miserable

Create public dissent in Russia with this one weird trick!

Uhhhh, what?

Be careful kid, you’ll poke your eye out

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.