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Cake day: September 1st, 2026

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  • Dead on perspective.

    I’ve worked for that company, it was all “we can react in a moments notice on our smart phones” and other BS.

    Then we got a real customer, the first thing out of their mouth was "what happens if a bad player gets access to one of those “smart” phones?

    *crickets

    I was there for sales support. aka a data center monkey (engineer), I was there to answer “can we do that?” from sales.

    So blank stares follow from sales, sales looks at me to answer. I have been bitching that this is YUGE security hole for the last 2 years and I can’t answer w/o making the company look bad.

    Then I realize why I’m there, I’m the escape goat (scapegoat). I sputter we are all patched up to the latest, we follow the tech bulletins (aka we are reactionary NOT proactive, no TQL another thing I bitched about). I’m trying to defend the undefendable, I wanted a walled system. You have to VPN in to see anything, no smart devices, not “lets everyone have access system” party.

    The sale tanked, I got blamed, I said GFY and quit. Got another gig but played dumb as it was easier day to day to let another chump like me learn a lesson. Take the pay check and go home.

    Now I live by: “Not my monkeys, not my circus”

    And don’t get me going on Grafana… Let “church” up and make pretty data w/ another layer of M&C I have to set parameters too for the bosses to “oh ahh” over for some stuff shirt middle manager in a corn blue tie…

    So you can see why I hate “smart” anything.



  • This is one of those moments, like buying a new car that all the “bells"and whistles” in the end work against you.

    “The things you own end up owning you.”

    -T Durden

    I’m going thru this right now. I spent most of my life being able to move in 24 hours. Now I have to plan, I have to check local laws, I feel a slave to things I “own”. Point is the same w/ this. Your unnecessary web enabled device “own” them too.






  • I was at the beginning “This is friggin awesome! Exactly what tech is supposed to be about”

    Then the bomb dropped, man people are weird.

    Case in point I was part of one of the first streaming companies online (2000). We would stream wrestling as our biggest draw until we got major sports onboard.

    We had an email link for “support” for tech support.

    A few days before the wrestling events we would get FLOODED with support emails… Nope not for why they can’t get the test stream to work. But to support their favorite wrestler. It was insane the shit these people would write.





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    13 days ago

    My buddy let his dog out one morning and he would come back inside no matter what. So he goes to investigate, finds the dog playing with what looked like a weird “ball”.

    It was a human head. He lived next to a decent sized highway and a mobster was murdered and they disposed of the body parts along it. The head was the first bit that was found. Investigators doubted the other parts would have been found w/o is pupper going full on cadaver dog.



  • I have a buddy that has a very rare neurological condition where he can’t taste hot food.

    He has every “prize” you win for eating the Ultra mega deth sauces from every wing place in the state. I mean some of these wings come out and its like you got pepper sprayed being near them. Its a sight to behold.

    Also it affects his ability to regulate his body temp, does not sweat, and physical pain is very dull to his senses. So we have to watch him like a hawk in the summer because he goes into heat stroke way to easy.