What are some snail quirks?

I don’t believe in non-political stuff. Why do you have to force your belief in non-political content on everyone else?

The human race thinks they’re the supreme race, better than the other races.

Embryos don’t have souls. The soul develops during the third trimester.

If you can play music into your belly and get a kick, that thing has a soul. But there’s a lot of time where it’s not that developed.

Hoarding resources will be banned. If you start doing it, we’ll beat you up before you can get enough to hire a private army. Also, only the most corrupt people would go work as a private soldier, because everyone’s needs are met so there’s no poverty to drive people to do bad things. You’d have to promise private security a lot of money to betray their nation for basically no reason.

an inevitable result of a society dominated by the Proletariat according to Marxist theory.

Ah yes. That’s why after the Bolshevik revolution, Stalin stepped in and dissolved the state.

When a monkey hoards all the bananas, the other monkeys kill him and share the bananas. Anarchy is natural.

Kings are bad

Guns, tanks, bombs, drones, mostly.

The community. With hockey sticks.

We’re gonna beat up the capitalists

It’s racism. They think human lives are more important than other races.

Everyone is legally nonbinary!