Does it make a difference if I stand in front of the giraffe with a blue card while there’s a zebra climbing onto the giraffes head?

I’m sorry but that instagram post doesn’t clash with the article of one of the largest and most reputable German media houses.

*an autopilot car. My bad.

!unexpected_startrek@feddit.org

Low precision elevator

A c’mon.

Shut up.

“Dude, you really want to take a dog with yo again? The last one stepped right onto the grenades detonator.”

“Yeah but he saved my life by disarming the grenade in a 20 metres distance.”

“Jees. But I’m not going to be the one holding him on the collar again.”

“For sure.”

Can’t talk for UK, but in Germany there’s a service by the government for cases just like that. No army or stuff, just the Kampfmittelbeseitigungsdienst.

E: “just” at the wrong place

Each of them named chan.

*4 hackers. 4 4chan-hackers.

It had text.

o7

o7

We knew you would come. You had to. Now sit down and feel the spirit of noodly hair.

Du hast dich verschrieben. Da diese Kommentarsektion nun Bundeseigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland ist, muss es heißen: DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND

Ich muss jetzt noch einige Worte mit Umlaut schreiben, um die Angelsachsen vollends zu verzücken, also:

Schreib im Faden mit süßem Gefühle,

Kommentar: „BRD hat jetzt die Bühne.“

Gröl’ im Netz – das ist keine Lüge.

Und noch ein Ä.

Ich bin tuend meinen Teil.

@instantnudel@feddit.org

(gemacht)

You get banned for using sock puppets and insulting people while using them and saying that nowadays Germany and Israel should stop exist. That’s nothing freedom of speech is for. (c/germany mod here)

Just want to state that, I will not reply to responses.

E: nowadays