Read the news? We are the news! You can’t handle the real news! - AP

You signed up for a job where you have to make tough maybe life-threatening decisions. You take an oath to serve and protect. You wear a bulletproof vest that is also stab and slash-resistant. You respond to a call, the woman is mental and won’t talk and she is holding an infant. She picks up a knife and advances on you. Do you close the gap and try to disarm her knowing your core vital areas are relatively safe from the knife and she has a child in her other hand? Nope, you might get cut. So, instead, you just smoke her and the kid.

I know some die-hard maga boomers who are going to fucking hate this one, but they will blame France. Then they will just find a way around it like they do for Cuban Cigars.

I know quite a few people who go to France once a year specifically to buy wine and wine futures. There are a lot of them.

Edit: edit

SMAAAAAAAAAAAACK DOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!

Check cashed

I think you all took the bait. Now, while they dismantle free speech and complete the police state, you will still be reporting about the completely bat shit crazy and unrealistic Greenland bullshit. Good job.

Don’t worry both sides are not the same though so you can take that to the bank, not the same bank that the democrats are cashing their corporate checks in though because that would be unseemly.

I am only half kidding, maybe a quarter kidding.

Pretty much isn’t good enough for this. Maybe I am being critical, but when you use this article as an example, the first thing your MAGA granddad is going to say is, “Where’s the quote?” In my experience, you need it plainly spelled out to make a difference.

I am going to leave it now because, truthfully, I’m not trying to fight or pull a gotcha on you libs; I can’t stand the shit bag either. I just feel like if you are a news source trying to fight this shit you might want to provide the actual quote and not paraphrase it. If I missed a truth social link then my pihole is working lol

Edit: also we weren’t talking about the yahoo article they posted the whole quote. I am being critical of MSNBC for paraphrasing.

Okay now I’m done lol

Yeah, that’s not a direct quote, it’s paraphrased so where is the actual quote?

Yeah, this article does not have a direct quote for that. It just has a quote of him saying he was going to buy one. Why put it in the title if you can’t show the quote? Or did I miss it where they quoted him saying boycotting tesla is illegal?

He says enough bat shit crazy shit you don’t need to “trust me bro” quotes to get clicks.

Now you got me thinking maybe you do need a John “Hannibal” Smith to suss this one out lol if I am wrong I will quit drinking lol I quit drinking 4 years ago but I will quit again that’s how sure I am lol

You’re lucky, this is the 8th time lab-grown meat has killed my mother. I hope you got better.

This. My guess is they will use about 20 days of it to regroup and bring in new meat and materials. Then they will start probing Ukrainian lines with little skirmishes in the hopes Ukraine shoots back. When they shoot back Moscow will cry out “They broke the ceasefire!” And the war is back on the menu boys. The traitors in Washington will stop giving the out-of-date intel they will be giving during the ceasefire and cry about how Ukraine can’t be trusted because it broke the ceasefire.

It doesn’t take a John “Hannibal” Smith to suss out this one.

Lab-grown meat killed my mom…true story, lab-grown meat broke into her house and stabbed her 957 times with a fork.

Traitors, you forgot, traitors.