If you want to watch live sports, youre kind of forced to go back to the olden days.

No one’s going to make the Tim and Eric reference? Thocks? “Thank you Cinco, for helping me with the confidence to make love to my wife again”

Oh no…

As an ohioan, the gubernatorial race is literally between a big giant douche and a turd sandwich.

Cockroaches of the sea. Delicious cockroaches.

I read a book a while back that actually had a big chunk on this sort of thing. Most people dont realize that for eons people ate the same staple, day in and day out. Very specific deffieciencies came about from what the people in the region ate.

We dont really think much about you dontcha know

You’d think I’d be able to spout off some good quote off the top of my head because ive read the guide probably 12 times, but I just can’t. Maybe something about the cricket wars?

I have 20k in debt just buying a Toyota corolla. I think there is a lot of people who bought status symbols, but there are a lot of people who just need a car that isn’t going to break. If I bought used and something happens that would cost me 5k, which can easily happen, Im screwed. I dont know what the answer is. A few years ago, I had a job two blocks away, now I have a job 50 min away. I have to get there somehow and its not like my job is going to be ok with me saying “I need a week off because my car broke”

Oh and as someone who worked as the guy who told you all the stuff that needed to be done at a shady dealership, they will definitely recommend whatever they can. And then its $180 and hour for labor and its .5 hours of labor to change an air filter. I couldn’t cut it in that world…

Ok, wtf?

That makes sense…

Thats actually really good sentiment…

My wife works in long term care and I can say this: the more “conservative” inmates get visited significantly less than your “liberal” ones…

The cute girl on the left is not the kind of girl you end up with when you have money, you end up with the one on the right

For what its worth, stumbling into the completely empty room of lemmy mlb: we’ve loved Bailey on this gaurdians team. He’s actually had some really huge hits in the clutch quite a few times.

Class is everything. Its all about keeping the low class low and subservient. Its about keeping people better off thinking that they’re above it all and vote right wing so the lazy poors dont take their money. We’re all in the same pit.