Cameraman: we are doomed as a nation.

Soldier: agreed, death is the only way out of a slow descent into misery.

Cameraman: indeed. Unless we rise up and kill Putin, no other country will see us as anything more than a shithole infested with vermin. Death is the only way out. This is why we put some spikes in your cake.

Soldier: say no more, fam.

Just spend 3 hours a day climbing stairs and you live 1 more day. Ez. Doctors hate this one simple trick.

8 SECONDS FOR EVERY 2 STEPS CLIMBED? Did Korea just discover the secret of immortality and it’s to keep climbing stairs?

are you willing to travel across the globe for client needs?

No, I have a fear of planes and enjoy spending time with my family after work. Is this required to get this assistant manager job at your McDonald’s branch?

how many flights would it take you to get from here to x if you flew around the planet?

Sorry but I already told you I’m afraid to fly, please stop talking about it. Do you ask white people the same type of questions?

what shape is our planet?

I’ll be contacting a lawyer about this.

“hooray convenience, fuck your livelihood.”

This is literally how everyone behaved when bank tellers were replaced by ATMs, when coal diggers were replaced by drills, when daily laborers were replaced by tractors, when Morse code operators were replaced by the telephone, when travel agents were replaced by websites, when warehouses and factories started delivering you your Amazon package in 1 day instead of 5 because they replaced humans with machines…

And now that technology is coming for artists instead of all the other jobs it replaced so far, now you wanna go back to the way things were?

Get with the times. I don’t wish this situation upon anyone, it’s devastating to see your profession reduced to a few clicks, but it’s silly to say “nah, THIS change is crossing the line”. Hundreds of millions of people before you lost their job to new tech. Let me know when you hire a town crier instead of whipping out your phone and searching for the news, and I’ll hire you for a painting instead of getting AI to apply some paint-like filters on a photo. Until then, I’m sorry but your job is in the process of being rendered obsolete, like so many others before it.