Online review for a Yeti dog bowl said “Great bowl! Just don’t get your dog’s name engraved on it because it will outlast them!”

My grandfather said “It already comes with his name engraved on it”

Now my dog is named Yeti

I’m 25% Finnish (Grandmother)

I enjoy saunas

Is 25% enough to enjoy other Finnish things?

I was thinking “I’m going to break my arm so mommy can give me a hand 😜”

Apply a meme and a play on words.

A computer wouldn’t see why they would break a fictional arm so a parental figure could give them a hand. Real hand? Help? Even if it got handjob. Like you said it’s probably bad at weird sexual kinks.

Why someone would want to shove a metal rod up thier penis is beyond me even.

So if there’s three people looking at a metal rod on table and one says “You can do some melding with that!” “That’s pure aluminum, I bet that’s worth a pretty penny” or “I think I could fit that in my pee hole”

It’s probably the best to believe the third is a real human