Some people will even put them on the sandwich

It’s a real location, looks the same in the picture and has that sign (with different text on it) out front, what makes you think it’s fake?

IDK if they can do stuff about pools being “attractive nuisances” I’m pretty sure fucking with a robot counts as well, Uber should do more to discourage it, maybe they should have to pay for a security escort?

I’ve only ever done drive ins where they have speakers in the standing/sitting area and further out cars use their radios, do the speakers not exist and do they not transmit over radio at these?

It’s still treated as the cause of death https://www.pathologyoutlines.com/topic/forensicscauses.html

Would your last name happen to be Schrute?