Literally not a paper launch.
And very typical with every new Nvidia generation.
What else would anyone expect?

Don’t know. But I did a quick search and found a number of sites doing comparison reviews.

First one specifically mentions Monarch is better for couples.

Screen shots aren’t articles. And that one is 2 days old.
Here’s a followup article with more details.

I don’t think Dumb Phone means what they think it means.

But not the people who enjoy it

Not honestly!
Flippantly. Facetiously. Disrespectfully.

I’m tired of people shitting on people who like movies they don’t.
Criticizing movies is one thing. Criticizing people is another entirely.
Fuck off with your gate keeping asshole shit.

That was the whole idea behind: “What’s your carbon footprint?”

You could go to your local Library. That’s always an option.