Had a conversation with someone about how Acutane makes your bones turn green.

So for the past week, my head has been looping The Bones is Green in my head over and over and over.

Lovely

That’s fair. It isn’t a small room, for sure. I just like to be able to have clean floors.

And I suppose I really don’t lounge in bed often. Hmmm good point

I do. And they’re pretty good at not clawing stuff up, so I’m not too worried

Humans have stripes that are invisible to us. However, cats can see our stripes.

Wait. Please explain. How is DNA inside me, a verifiable human, not human?

Lord Almighty, I am not lazy.

While yes, it looks like I’m sitting there on my phone, my functional part is screaming at me. Get up. Go do the thing. Do your work. You wanna get fired? Get up. Get the fuck up… As I click on another meme or post or video.