https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbZ_hTEOKZc

good thing we made mpreg real, eh luigi?

it’s called a union

*Matherful thpathe commanderrr

i’d imagine he ordered some nice flint for tool-making, but got a crummy pumice stone

if only there was some painfully obvious and immortal way to stimulate economic growth, like idk… building housing and factories with public transport connecting the two…

oh right shit i forgot, that would annoy the real estate investors in london, can’t do that.

i will never understand why these companies go for such piddly insulting gifts, they could do free pizza fridays for the rest of eternity and they’d lose more money from a middle manager spending 5 minutes extra on the toilet once.

for the company equivalent of a paperclip and some pocket lint, they could genuinely make workers feel like unionizing is the worse value and actually want to go to work, yet for some reason they just… don’t do that…

why would you go for that when you could just stop as far to the side of the road as possible and tell them to go around you? let them get in front of you so they can merrily drive into a tree at 500mph while you keep yourself safe.

what do you mean by month picker? Like, you want a dialog specifically for picking a month and nothing else?

because there’s a perfectly fine date picker, including month selection

i mean no matter how petite you want to be you still benefit from exercise, just focus on endurance if you don’t want big muscles

so if size is the only factor, why do small american towns have worse transit?

“gulf of america” just sounds like “bank of america”, it’s not a place name it’s a fucking business, plus it’s awkward to say; it ends up more like “gulf off america”, while “gulf of mexico” can be comfortably spat out like gulf-o’mexico

honestly just lazy, they could have still given away a fish to visitors

Mmm i wouldn’t go that far on most devices, most of the time that would result in unsatisfying runtime.

however for devices where they can easily run days on a charge, yeah it makes sense. My xiaomi smartwatch gets 6 fucking days on 70% charge with quite a lot of power-drawing features enabled, so there’s really no reason to ever charge it above 80%.

But on my phone i very much need to be able to charge it to 100% before travelling, it only gets like 16h with the screen off on a full charge.

this really should just be a bog standard feature on all devices with a screen

what if we get buried together to confuse future archeologists? haha

you compressed away redundant data, 1111111000000000011111111 -> (1x7)(0x10)(1x8)

why does the text in the embed talk about generative ai?

honestly i don’t think there can be that much of a difference to just being in a car in general, just existing on the roads is one of the most dangerous things you can do.

those who understand history are doomed to stand and watch as the world wilfully repeats it regardless