Dude in the last panel looks like they’re a little picky about which animals shit they brew into coffee

The Impossible and Beyond meats are high in saturated fats (roughly comparable with beef IIRC), so should be consumed in moderation. I don’t think TVP meat substitutes have this issue, fwiw.

Buddy they don’t even put it on their website.

Is that the right way to run a business? Heck no, but it’s what’s happening and I like seeing jazz at the speakeasy style bar in a laundromat so I gotta ask someone with an Instagram account to check for me.

My local paper is NOT gonna tell my when the speakeasy style bar is hosting a jazz night.

Why?? Just get something a few years old, it’ll do the same thing anyway

Installing a bidet was one of the best decisions I’ve made in the bathroom, but it makes pooping at work a lot worse.

You absolute fuck I was setting myself up for a similar joke. Couldn’t you have just said “I think its for vegans” or something so I could have replied “okay, but what’s the flag for bottoms? They need protecting.”

What’s the bottom flag?

There’s a part of me hoping dudes going along with it to aid in the others escape, solidarity style, and he’s got some iron clad alibi his lawyer plans to deliver in the courtroom that means they can’t convict him.