OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

my sister once tricked me into eating a rock when I was little.
I’m… uh… not a nazi now??

don’t even know where you’re going with this

I think the boyfriend got the fine

I think it will happen. People are dumb, it’ll distract them from the nokings protests

Kenshi. Ive only ever seen 1 person mention it in the year I’ve been on Lemmy.

It’s like depressed RuneScape.

BABY

wet

Ikizukuri (生き作り), also known as ikezukuri (活け造り), (roughly translated as “prepared alive”[1]) is the preparing of sashimi (raw fish) from live seafood. In this Japanese culinary technique, the most popular sea animal used is fish, but octopus, shrimp, and lobster may also be used.[2] The practice is controversial owing to concerns about the animal’s suffering, as it is seemingly alive when served.

The restaurant may have one or several tanks of live sea animals for a customer to choose from. There are different styles in which a chef may serve the dish but the most common way is to serve it on a plate with the filleted meat assembled on top of the body.

Ikizukiri may be prepared with only three knife cuts by the chef.[1] They are usually presented with the head still whole so that customers are able to see the continuing gill movements.[3]

look at the video, it’s FUCKED UP. they removed all the meat from the fish and kept it alive attempting to breath on the plate covered in food

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikizukuri

there’s a trend on TikTok where you catfish (heh) men and ask them what their favorite fishing spot is

are they actually just lizards?

out of all packages I would trust a pizza the least

I seed 100gb of archived books and scientific studies from Anna’s archive and there’s a solid chance in 100gb of books/paper PDFs I have the instructions to get away with murder in there somewhere

pirated cartridges

what

due to the ‘Dont Say Gay’ bill my biology teacher said it was “great sex” instead of “gay sex”.

literally 1984

Gen z here. Animal jam was goated
I remember when they removed shelves from the in game stores so there was just a black market of shelves for no reason

Kingdom Hearts Re-coded is the best game ever and you can’t change my mind. I got my dad’s cartridge and DSi and it was the BEST.

Ive actually just now gotten around to playing the actual kingdom hearts 1 and OMG I don’t know how they managed to make the controls WORSE than a DSi game with like 10 buttons, it’s so bad you can’t see anything while in combat.
In the DS one you could at least snap the camera to look at the back of your head

edit: also coolmathgames.com

for REAL. all my homies hate steam big picture

yesterday I had:

• 1 slice of leftover pizza
• 1 bowl of ice cream
• 2 pop tarts

today I am going to eat the equality of the mass of the sun

.:|:;

when I was little I would wait for the water to warm up, then pull the thing to turn on the shower head. But there’s like 2 seconds of freezing water in the tube to the shower head so I would have to really quickly pull it, run back to the edge of the shower, and block it with the shower curtain. It had a 50% chance of failure and I did it for years