I like how Americans think that humans don’t have kings anymore. Kings? Nah those are just for disney cartoons, like talking animals or China

“I’m sorry sir, no liquids above 500ml in the plane”

My dad regularly relates almost any political issue back to the most recent trump goof.

we’re fucking british

“Hey, this turtle looks kinda like it’s got a snake for a neck, what should we call it”

Often, however:

• Tourists tend to seek out “authentic” parts of the country.
• Some places tend to German or French speaking tourists primarily.
• Tourist industries can have high worker turnover, so there’s always someone learning the ropes.
• Even perfect English might be unintelligible to a gammon if the accent is thick.