In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony gods blessing but because I managed to find someone as insufferable as I am.

They want to bring back the Habsburg chin.

And they look like they’ve spent a lot of time inside a locker.

Anyone who denies that is a deeply unserious person.

The only people who say that shit are dumb teenagers who just discovered social justice yesterday. They’re hardly indicative of the Internet as a whole.

I think my band Anus Andy played with you guys once.

I don’t see why it would be that much of a shock. Racism isn’t entirely the domain of white Americans. Ask a Japanese nationalist what he thinks of Koreans if you need evidence.

Whenever Tankies quote pasages from the rantings of century-dead old men, I’m reminded Christians citing Biblical passages to prove the universe is only 6000 years old.