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Ha! I almost mentioned that, too lol

You’re gonna need an hour or so to teach ‘em the Ä, Ö, and Y letters; and pray they don’t take the hydrofoil over to Tallinn, because then they’re really gonna get confused. “🇫🇮👈🤬👉🇪🇪 What the hell is going on, you two!”

Tsk tsk. Should’ve started with the thumb.

The phone was never for me, but I very strongly suspected this would happen.

Fuck ‘em, and their law

🫡

Desperate times, desperate measures

“You can talk?! Holy shit, do I have some questions for you!”

I’m just here four the memes

I should tell them about my 100% effective elephant repellent

This is exactly right. I suffered through vista, loved the hell out of 7, and right as 8 came out, someone offered me an iMac for cheap. Started learning OS X and when 8 came out and I saw what was going on, I never went back.

It looks like it came from Reddit, and there’s no article there either, just the image.

Gesundheit

The pancake mix box doesn’t have “Not a good source of protein” written on it, whether or not it actually is. Also, my pfp looks exactly like me.

Keime

Not if he moonlights as a serial killer

Basically, yeah. Your taking the day off for them to be there is the reason you don’t have work, which you otherwise would. People who perform that kind of work aren’t likely to judge you, since people being in their homes when workers show up is about as common as tap water. If someone does decide to judge you for that, then it speaks more about their lack of reason than however lazy you might think you appear to be to them.

I hear there are places where standing rooms are all they have

bruh did you even clock bro’s comment? bro was high key grindmaxxing af for like twenty years bruh, bro just wants to enable chill mode and not have to lock in and shit and I’m just like fax bro. bffr

You aren’t curious as to why they peek through a lot of windows each week?