Yeah, she’s really letting her “I love authoritarians” flag fly these days. I am however somewhat surprised Rustad isn’t right there next to her.

In the “Beaverton headlines I wish were real” category, I present the January 2025 winner.

Man, I’d hate to work for the Onion these days. Reality is catching up to satire so quickly I’m pretty sure there’s a bunch of people going “yeah, that sounds like something he’d do” and think nothing further of it.