No thanks.

I hate random programmer blogs. Always the most inane shit.

OP just wanted to use “ur-” and got carried away

Ever been an engineer who seriously fucked something up?

A cowardly non-reply from a Christian. I wish I could send you a selfie conveying my shock. You, sir, are an idiot. I don’t say that often.

I didn’t expect you to understand satire, it’s ok. Sounds like you’re changing the narrative now to being someone trying to be sympathetic to the person they were angrily arguing with and insulting. Classic Christian. You don’t know, but I have a lot of experience with your people. The delusion, the blame shifting. It’s just whatever suits you whenever it suits you, right? Reality is a construct. There is no truth. MAGA 2056, right?

Oh shit

I don’t remember the original comment, but it was something poking fun at how many male “Christians” secretly love sucking cock. You and I both know that god doesn’t like that. “Stay the fuck out of my life” was a direct response to your comment, “stay out of people’s lives.” You don’t seem very bright, shockingly, so maybe just stick to bible study groups and stop arguing with people on the internet about your ridiculous beliefs.

The Educational Records Bureau doesn’t take an official stance, but it was probably No Child Left Behind

I don’t understand why you people get so offended. If I believed in some ridiculous thing, and someone came along and said "that’s nonsense,’ I wouldn’t be offended. I’d sort of expect that. But you just get so riled up about it. Also, stay the fuck out of my life. Stop voting.

I’m a disrespectful non-believer

Simple. Run sudo apt autoremove and pretend like it worked. You’ll never know if it did or not. Like and subscribe

Conservatives get a bad rap. It’s not anti-gay, it’s just don’t-be-gay-because-god-will-hate-you. I’m aware that god doesn’t love cock-suckers. So I don’t. And neither should you. Pretty sure that ‘introspectiveness’ isn’t a word, but it’s better than sucking cock. God bless you.

I really do find it funnier to omit clues to idiots who read my comments

I mean, you’re not wrong.

Subtle sarcasm is really hard for a lot of people who comment in a community focused on satire, ironically.

Seriously not sure what’s real anymore

Likewise. I appreciate your service

I’ve found that people who can’t detect obvious sarcasm are probably not worth the effort of explaining it

Nobody conservative was defending this by saying he was pointing his thumb and the rest of his fingers violently at someone