Why would anyone get excited about EA now that they’ve killed beloved games studio BioWare

Ah yes, Nazis, well known for speaking english

Feel like this blog must have made the rounds but today is the first time I’m actually reading it and it’s sharp enough to cut with:

Every death on my corner is offset, with a third of a toddler left over, and I’d like that number in the conversation the next time somebody calls me a murderer out the window of a passing Kia.