A woman died in 2007 after drinking 6.5 liters during a contest held by a radio station.

https://www.reuters.com/article/world/us/radio-contest-death-sparks-sackings-investigation-idUSN17215243

That’s, like, half her job description. The other half is harder, she has to come up with original shit dumber than his.

Wow, you edited down paragraphs showing your absolute lack of sense of humor and subtlety to:

You sucking the shit out of the asshole of fascism is not a virtue. Neither is having a tantrum when I call it out.

That’s just cowardly. You can be wrong, sometimes. It’s ok, you know?