Wait a minute, that set glows in the dark?! I’ve had a set that looks like that for years, and had no idea it glowed!

God, can you imagine what a nightmare it would be to play D&D with the Warners? Though as long as you just went with the flow, it’d probably be fine; they only really harass people who are too stuck up.

Obligatory “…but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!”