I think you’re right. It’s like the styrofoam of rocks.

I question that because its the stone age so what else could he have ordered? I kind of wonder if the joke is that its not a regular rock.

More like this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Reddy_Kilowatt_with_wall_outlet_pose.jpg

I think it would have been better with another f-word, but apparently they didn’t give two fucks.

It’s for pollinating the chlamydia.

Adding the white man’s overbite to it does seem like an innovation.

The gum you like is going to come back into style.

I think they are. I checked the comments before clicking on the article and that comment prevented me from rewarding that clickbaiter.