Yeah I’m not living with my mom thanks

Republicans hate trains unless they are running one on a 12 year old

Anything to save parents from actually having to parent

I showed cunk to a girl I was dating, she didn’t get that it was satire 😭

Which one of you nerds is gonna start nursinghomehookups.com cause I’ll throw you like 5 bucks

I had no idea Bea Arthur was a marine, what a fucking badass

If the server you are streaming from has a pass you don’t need to pay

You already needed the pass to share with your friends

If the server you are stealing movies from has a pass you still don’t need to pay

They could have worded this better

“Why do we send all these people food”

So they don’t have to eat fucking bats with covid-9000

Genocide or fascism+genocide, pick one, because those are your two choices at the moment, and not picking counts as a vote for fascism+genocide

Grow up

I feel like a lot of this is Russian bots stirring shit up, Israel is the perfect thing to get people not to vote at all, which is exactly what they want, that’s basically a vote for trump but people are either too privileged or stupid to realize it

I love this, my quick stop guy smiles whenever I walk in, but he doesn’t speak much English. I’d love to get him pistachios

I remember doing self assessments before reviews, I just gave myself 5s because they were going to change everything to 3.5 anyhow unless you invented cold fusion and sucked everyone’s dick