Why is Thames Water commissioning studies about people’s immigration status? Stop pissing about and fix the pipes!

Yeah it’s real - people can have a seizure despite having no prior symptoms, and a scan won’t be able to tell you they’ve had one unless they had it inside the MRI scanner. Unfortunately that’s what makes it a plausible get-out-of-jail-free card for causing death by dangerous/distracted driving.

It certainly doesn’t make you a worker.