I think the Documentary Now! episode, “Juan Likes Rice and Chicken” is better than Jiro Dreams of Sushi

Also Matt’s mentor is called Stick, and the turtles have Splinter

Would you tell someone that you’d bang them or date them if you didn’t like them?

Is that not a thing people do?

Tastes like sugary water.

There’s no way that’s true. I think I have an ng+5 save where I still don’t have all the skill points