All of the above

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Sorry I’m stoned, misread it. My bad.

Doesn’t dessalines help fund lemmygrad? I’m sure I saw that a portion of donations to Lemmy development goes to lemmy.ml and lemmygrad. I might be wrong tho.

I think I got this covered.

Why’s there always one in portrait mode?

I’ve got the same roommate and he smokes all my fucking weed.

Me: Fuck you past me! Always leaving me to clean up your mess!

Do you Americans mumble the last 2 lines of your anthem now? Because you’re neither of those things anymore.

You’re looking at a mirror.

Some thoughts should stay in people’s heads.

In the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode, In The Pale Moonlight, do you think Captain Sisko was warranted in attacking Garak for his involvement in the assassination of the Romulan Ambassador, given the fact that Sisko had given Garak explicit commands to “Just get it done” and considering it was the defining reason for in bringing the romulans into the war against The Dominion and ensuring their defeat by starfleet?

That’s a more advanced way of doing it, it is a more fun way to get those screams out tho, especially if you string up some fairy lights around it.

You forgot the creature just screaming in terror in the distance.

What you want to get is one of those thick blankets, roll it up into a tight, giant ball and slam your face into that. I find that muffels the existential screams quite well, much better than any pillow could ever be.

Yes.

What a shit pinata, where’s the candy?

CHOSEN WAAAAAAAAAAN!

Own that shit, make the people next door hear you stand up, scare people awake in another timezone, these are your battle cries from carrying your dumb ass through this hellscape!

For the first time, instead of procrastinating about doing the thing, I’m actively waiting for the thing to arrive so I can start it.